Will you dine across from someone aggressively biting their fork? Maybe you’re destined to be stuck behind slow walkers, or it will simply take you three tries to plug the USB in the right way. Discover your own mildly infuriating fortunes with Google Home’s own Misfortunate Cookie.
Ask Your Assistant
"I want to talk to The Misfortunate Cookie about my future."
"Speak to The Misfortunate Cookie about giving me a fortune."
"Talk to The Misfortunate Cookie and give me a fortune."