This action gives you a collection of the best quotes of famous Discworld author Terry Pratchett. It's written as a parody on Samuel Vimes' Dis-organiser:
"An extremely annoying personal organiser, it is powered by a (usually incompetent) imp, which can perform various tasks. There have been 3 models encountered so far: the Mark 1, mark 2 and Mark 5. All of these start up with an unusually happy tune such as "bingly-bingly beep!", "bingle bingle bingle" or (when wet) "ob oggle sobble obble".
Please note that this action does only provide quotes. It´s not an actual organiser.